Vandalized church sign says Beyonce’s baby is Satan

 TMZ reports that vandals used a church sign in West End, N.C. to post a hideous message about the newborn child of artists Beyonce and Jay-Z:
“Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on Earth.”
The church pastor removed the message and said the church had nothing to do with it. This was instead the work of some misguided soul with time (and perhaps a ladder) on his hands.
In other Blue Ivy Carter news, parents whose kids had the misfortune of being born at the same hospital around the same time the instant celebrity was born are raising Cain over the special treatment the Carter family received.
New dad Neil Coulon, 38, of Brooklyn, told the New York Daily News that Beyonce’s security forces kept him out of the neonatal intensive care unit, preventing him from seeing his preemie twins.
“I know they spent $1.3 million and I’m just a contractor from Bed-Stuy, but the treatment we received was not okay,” Coulon said, referring to the huge check the star couple reportedly stroked to reserve a huge section of the hospital. “This is the NICU. Nobody cares if you’re a celebrity. Nobody is star-gazing. They just want to see their children.”
A hospital spokeswoman told the NYDN she hadn’t heard any complaints. Lord have mercy.